The Fate of Men

So there I was, standing angry

Waiting and waiting, going balmy

Then she came, huffed and puffed

Damn girl! That was scary

Knew I was in trouble
Excuses I made, not one, but double
How the plate changed,

In an instant, my fate reversed

Life in jeopardy,
My anger a parody,
Men thus be our fate,
All this effort just for to a date.